Unscientific Aside, Hermann, if you're listening to this... Well, I'm either alive and I've proven that what I've just done works, in which case, "Ha, I won," or I'm dead - and I'd like you to know this is all your fault, it really is. You drove me to this. In which case "Ha, I also won." Sort of.
Going in at 3... 2... 1...
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)
RIP Robin Williams, thanks for the laughs and comfort when I really needed it. Your amazing legacy in film and comedy will live on forever as long as people can laugh. My heart, thoughts and prayers go out to the Williams family and anyone else who needs a little support.